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When a White House starts handing out press passes based strictly on who gives the gentlest pat on the back, it ceases to be press coverage and becomes a state-sponsored fan club.
*NOTICE: This is a work of satire and political parody. It is not factual and is strictly intended for commentary.
Nothing projects military dominance quite like reassuring global financial markets that your grand plan involves firing off "mid-level" munitions on a totally indefinite timetable while the world’s most crucial oil transit choke point remains in absolute paralysis.
If the administration genuinely feels that a record number of Americans harbor deep animosity toward them, perhaps, just perhaps, they should reevaluate their policies instead of building a moat.
What makes this ongoing circus so maddening isn't just the absurdity of the claims, it’s the paralysis it creates across the entire political spectrum